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No one has a line and no one has a soddin' moral code
John | the ( one thing i like about you ) @ bs
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Adam
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deus_machina | the ( one thing i like about you ) @ bsThat you did what needed to be done.
You bloody fool.
You bloody fool.
Paul Atreides
desertpowered | A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION @ bs"Do you consider yourself a survivor?"
John | tfln @ bs
1. I will nourish you w soup and penis, and a complimentary sandwich of ur choosing.
2. If I wake up tomorrow an find out I impregnated another bird in me sleep, I'm going to start demanding commissions.
3. Not well-adjusted to free time, I've masturbated so much I'm startin to bruise.
4. Hows everyone else's ass tatt today?
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2. If I wake up tomorrow an find out I impregnated another bird in me sleep, I'm going to start demanding commissions.
3. Not well-adjusted to free time, I've masturbated so much I'm startin to bruise.
4. Hows everyone else's ass tatt today?
5. [ byot ]
Castiel
messenger | tfln @ bs"Being the only one sober, I had to feed you both doritos. You kept licking my fingers."
Chris Redfield
captainbara | tfln @ bs"I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk."
Chloe
neverwither | tfln @ bs"Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a wise decision."
Dean Winchester
infractus | tfln @ bs"I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess"
Junko Konno
legendaryshowaidol | tfln @ bs"I thought doggie style was kissing while eating spaghetti. You guys are gross."
Norman Jayden
arihab | tfln @ bs"So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch"
John | texting @ bs
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Rowan
karnon | texting @ bs"Does this make you salivate."
Adam
deus_machina | texting @ bsBe straight with me. Does this sexually arouse you.
Paul Atreides
desertpowered | texting @ bsDid I ever tell you, Chas was the first bloke to want to start Doordash, Ubereats, and all that shite?
Swear to Christ, it was late 80s, I believe... and he was pissed when he proposed it - that's why nobody took him bloody serious.
That's what he gets for listening to me.
Swear to Christ, it was late 80s, I believe... and he was pissed when he proposed it - that's why nobody took him bloody serious.
That's what he gets for listening to me.
klaus hargreeves
sexytrashed | texting @ bsWait about... you're at an academy? How old are you??
John | penny for your thoughts @ bs
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John | sexting @ bs
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John | tfln @ bs
1. I once outed a teen for his pervy ways with his sis, I don't regret it, but I did it bc I was pretty low.
2. Not sure destroying him emotionally was worth it, but i left satisfied.
3. what if i were to tell u, gods a fan of tarot cards.
4. i'm joinin an alcohol circus, me act's magic... obvjously
5. [ byot ]
2. Not sure destroying him emotionally was worth it, but i left satisfied.
3. what if i were to tell u, gods a fan of tarot cards.
4. i'm joinin an alcohol circus, me act's magic... obvjously
5. [ byot ]
Adam
deus_machina | ask a favor @ bs"Tell me how the hell to get sand out of my joints."
Chloe
neverwither | tfln @ bs"I only went for a walk and somehow got swept up into a bachelorette party. I now have a cape and a light up tiara! I feel fancy and powerful."
Paul Atreides
desertpowered | ask a favor @ bs"I need information, the more the better.
Anyone who provides it for me will be rewarded."
Anyone who provides it for me will be rewarded."
John | ask a favor @ bs
I'm gonna need virgin piss.
Don West
debbiesdad | tfln @ bs"I was at a crossroads dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken Mcnuggets or talk about my feelings?"
Klaus Hargreeves
sexytrashed | tfln @ bs"you're creeping out of your weird little shell, i get that. good for you, i'm so proud."
Connor
lickstheevidence | tfln @ bs"This ceiling is unfamiliar to me...I'm just vaguely wondering where I am, but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it."
Adam
deus_machina | tfln @ bs"I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish."
John | winter wonderland @ bs
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John | tfln @ bs
1. my hands feel like they've touched the friggn sun
2. Idk who this bulldog belonged to, but he's mine now.
3. don't believe what's coming out of your telly
4. let me have me judgment of other people
5. [ byot ]
2. Idk who this bulldog belonged to, but he's mine now.
3. don't believe what's coming out of your telly
4. let me have me judgment of other people
5. [ byot ]
klaus hargreeves
sexytrashed | tfln @ bs"she has my name on her bucket list. i'm either getting laid or killed."
Snake
ferdelance | tfln @ bs"After he kicked me in the balls he asked if I 'almost moaned.'"
John | midnight texting @ bs
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John | tfln @ bs
1. I'm pretty sure your cat just asked me "the blazes yeh do'n here, you right wanker?" Wtf is his problem?
2. I'm not bloody playing that game, get me the fuck outa your mum's dreams??!!!
3. I've wiped me own arse with a girl's sock, I'd fess up if I ate the last friggin piece!
4. Nothin about that twat but alcoholism and general douchebaggery.
5. [ byot ]
2. I'm not bloody playing that game, get me the fuck outa your mum's dreams??!!!
3. I've wiped me own arse with a girl's sock, I'd fess up if I ate the last friggin piece!
4. Nothin about that twat but alcoholism and general douchebaggery.
5. [ byot ]
Adam
deus_machina | tfln @ bs"Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese in the office canteen with the oven turned off. I think Director Miller knows I'm high."
Chloe
neverwither | tfln @ bs"I have 80 photos of varying quality of you on a stripper pole."
Peter Parker
spideysense | tfln @ bs"Oi, you right jolly neighborhood spider, do you only swing one way on that web of yours?"
Paul Atreides
desertpowered | dialogue @ bs"If you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine."
Jason Todd
theotherobin | dialogue @ bs"just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. don't even need words, just a response of any sort."
John | tfln @ bs
π. never follow anyone home that promises to show you a magic trick, you absolute dullard
π. can only do me best tricks naked!
π. bloody fuckin frgot to send him off with the finger
π. I'm not bloody playing that game, get me the fuck outa your dreams??!!!
π. [ byot ]
π. can only do me best tricks naked!
π. bloody fuckin frgot to send him off with the finger
π. I'm not bloody playing that game, get me the fuck outa your dreams??!!!
π. [ byot ]
Worick Arcangelo
gigolopuff | TFLN@ bs"Pretty sure I called you last night to sing 80s tunes to you."
Sylvanas Windrunner
ladymoon | TFLN"I suspect this discovery will not change things. I was under the impression that being of the Forsaken made it far more... lethally exciting."
MJ
whatupdorks | TFLN"I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being."
Felix Hugo Fraldarius
swordarm | TFLN"The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country..."
Chloe
neverwither | TFLN"Iβve gotten us New Yearβs sweaters. They have sequins. So many sequins."
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monarchy
November 2021
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Batman would'va done hell'vuh lot better! London's in a goddamned uproar!
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Paul Atreides
John | text @ bs
Jim Gordon
John | tfln @ bs
2. Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it
3. I just need someone to hold me, it's cold
4. Least they didn't haunt when I got me socks off with your mom
5. [ byot ]
Chas Chandler
John | midnight text @ bs
Paul Atreides
[ oasis ]
Duke Leto Atreides
Now, I've said it. It's in your hands now.
John | ask a favor @ bs
John | tfln @ bs
2. shne has a crush on him and it's rightly fucking up the she-demon's vibe
3. bloody fuckin frgot to send him off with the finger
4. remember that dream i told you about where i shit out of my own skeleton? It's happenee again, so i'm getting amnesia drunk
5. [ byot ]
Yoo Joonghyuk
Chloe
Larus
Leon Scott Kennedy
It
John | PORNY POLAROID @ bs
Adam Jensen
John | texting @ bs
Eddie Brock
2) My cannibalistic body roommate sleeps with a live chicken each night.
3) I'm taken."
Jason Todd
2. My favorite song is from Moulin Rouge
3. My first kiss was at twelve"
Castiel